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最近发现好多人在搜“探探 黑话”，看来大家对这玩意儿是真好奇啊。说实话，我刚玩探探那会儿也是一头雾水，什么“养鱼”“开盲盒”，听着跟菜市场买菜似的，结果全是套路。今天咱就来扒一扒这些黑话，虽然不一定全对，但至少能帮你少踩点坑。
现在年轻人玩社交软件，就跟对暗号似的，不懂点黑话根本混不下去。比如“养鱼”，你以为是在说水族馆？其实是指同时撩好几个异性，广撒网重点捕捞。再比如“开盲盒”，可不是买玩具，而是形容见面后发现对方和照片差距太大，纯属抽奖行为。
不过话说回来，这些黑话虽然方便了“圈内人”，但对新手来说简直是天书。我当初就被“CPDD”整懵了，后来才知道是“处对象滴滴”的意思……具体这些词最早是谁发明的，还真说不清，反正用着用着就传开了。
这俩词经常一起出现，但区别挺大。“养鱼”是同时和多人保持暧昧，而“海王”更高级，指的是能游刃有余管理一堆“鱼”的高手。不过要注意啊，现在“海王”已经带点贬义了，很多人用这个词吐槽那些花心大萝卜。
“开盲盒”前面提过了，重点说说“照骗”。这词儿比“照骗”更狠，直接定性成诈骗行为。有些人照片用十级美颜，真人见面直接幻灭，或许暗示现在社交软件上的颜值水分有点大？
“上头”是指对某人特别来电，控制不住想撩；而“下头”正好相反，指突然下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下头下